So word has just come across the wire that the Red Sox and
John Smoltz are close to sealing a
one year deal. While I'm glad for the Red Sox, I have more of an attachment to the Atlanta Braves and this news saddens me like no other news...probably like the day I found out the Braves let Dale Murphy go to the Phillies. I see this as the end of an era though. These are no longer the Braves of my youth.
Gone is:
Ted Turner
John Schuerholz
David Justice
"Neon" Deion
Terry Pendleton
Ron Gant
Greg Maddux
Tom Glavine - Technically he's back, but I think the Mets just returned his body like the alien abductees in The X-Files.
John Rocker
Andruw Jones
Rafael Furcal
Mike Hampton - Oh wait, I'm glad he's gone
Fred "Crime Dog" McGriff
Vinny Castilla (twice)
Francisco "the one hit wonder" Cabrera - I made that nickname up just now
The Revolving door of closers (Wohlers, Merker, Stanton, Rocker, Lightenberg, etc.)
Ryan Klesko
Rafael Belliard
Mark Lemke
I suppose Chipper Jones is the next to go since he's a free agent after this season, but hopefully since they don't have any other players they can at least afford him for a few more years. I feel my childhood slowly slipping down the drain.