The Marine Biologist (Ep. 513)

Jerry bumps into Diane, an old college friend of his and George's, and when she asks about George he tells her that he's a Marine Biologist, much to George's displeasure. Kramer has 600 golfballs and decides to go out to the beach and hit a few. Elaine has a meeting with famous Russian author Yuri Testikof, but makes him mad when her electronic organizer won't stop beeping. In his frustration he tosses it out the window hitting a woman in the head.

The woman finds Jerry's number in the organizer and calls him to find out who's it is. He and Elaine get a plan to record Mr. Testikof confessing to tossing the organizer out the window, but this backfires when the tape recorder starts making a noise and Testikof throws this out the window too. George is at the beach with Diane and there is a group of people surrounding a beached whale. At her persistance he agrees to help the whale, so he does. As it turns out, there was a golfball lodged in it's blowhole...the lone good shot that Kramer had.

Interesting quote: "He's working on lowering the cholesterol level in whales. All that blubber. It's quite unhealthy. It's the largest mammal on Earth, but as George says, "They don't have to be.'" - Jerry

Grade: A+ (probably my favorite of all-time)