The Muffin Tops (Ep. 821)

George promises to watch a guys bag on the street, but when he doesn't return, George leaves and takes his bag.  He starts wearing the clothes and apparently looks touristy...so much so that a woman from the Visitors Bureau starts showing him around town.  Jerry accidently shaves his chest and now it's growing back thicker than ever.

Elaine goes into business with Mr. Lippman on a Muffin Top store, but then they have issues on what to do with the stumps.  In the end, Newman comes in to clean up their mess.  Kramer finds out that J. Peterman really did use his stories and now decides to create a Real Peterman Reality Tour, showing people all the famous spots where the real J. Peterman (Kramer) lived.

Interesting fact: The guy who Kramer was based on, Kenny Kramer, did his own Kramer reality tour...after which this story was modeled.

Interesting quote: "The last thing this guy's qualified to give a tour of is reality." - Jerry about Kramer's reality tour

Grade: C- (The muffin top story is really bad)

After this episode there are technically 25 episodes remaining, but considering 2 of those are a one hour clips show, it's really only 23.  I gotta pick up the pace.