The Slicer (Ep. 907)

George gets a new job with Kruger Industrial Smoothing because the boss is clueless.  While he's there he spots a photo on Kruger's desk with him (George) in it.  Upon Kramer's insistence he steals it to get his picture removed, but it doesn't work.  Jerry is dating a dermatologist who talks about saving lives and he calls her on this, but looks foolish when she tells him she deals with skin cancer.

Elaine's neighbor left her alarm on when she left town, so her and Kramer short circuit the apartment.  This is good until she finds out they had a cat and they cut off it's feeder.  Kramer buys an industrial meat slicer, which Elaine borrows to slide meat under her neighbors door to the cat.

Interesting quote: "You call yourself life saver, I call you Pimple-Popper, MD." - Jerry

Grade: B