The Strongbox (Ep. 914)

Kramer gets a strongbox to protect his “valuables” and tries to find a place to hide the key.  He ends up hiding the key in the food dish of a neighbor’s parrot.  Jerry upsets the same neighbor because he doesn’t let him in when he forgot his key.  Elaine dates a homeless man and at first is okay with him being homeless, but then finds out he’s married too.  George’s girlfriend refuses to break up with him, so he starts dating another girl from work to try to make his current girlfriend mad, but it doesn't work.

Interesting quote: "Man's best friend...Jerry I want something like that on my tombstone." - Kramer

Grade: B