The Kiss Hello (Ep. 617)

Jerry dreads seeing Elaine's friend Wendy because she always kisses hello, so he starts denying the kiss hello.  George goes to see Wendy, who is a Physical Therapist, but then has to pay $150 because he didn't cancel 24 hours prior to the appointment.  Later he demands a refund because Wendy cancelled her appointment with him, but not 24 hours prior.

Jerry thinks that Leo put Nana in a rest home to silence her about $50 that he owes his mom.  Kramer starts getting people's pictures to put up in the lobby of the apartment building so that everyone knows each other.  Everyone likes this idea except for Jerry because now all the women want to kiss hello.  He starts refusing and soon has made enemies with everyone in the building.

Interesting quote: 

"I'm going on record right now, that was my last kiss hello.  I'm getting off the kiss program with her." - Jerry

"Why?" - Elaine

"Well, frankly, outside of a sexual relationship I don't see the point to it.  I'm not thrilled with all the handshaking either, but one step at a time." - Jerry

Grade: C+ (About as appealing as the kiss hello)