The Label Maker (Ep. 611)

Jerry has two tickets to the Super Bowl, but can't go because of The Drake's wedding, so he gives them to Tim Whatley.  As a nice gesture, Whatley gives Jerry a Label Maker, but Elaine realizes that it was the same one that she gave to Whatley.  Jerry wants the tickets back when he finds out that The Drake called his wedding off, but Whatley has already made plans and given one to Newman.  Later, The Drake thinks he can score with Elaine so he takes his ticket back and gives it to her, but when he finds out she's not interested he gives it back to Jerry.

Kramer and Newman engage in a looooong game of Risk, leaving the board in Jerry's apartment since he's neutral.  George's girlfriend has a male roommate and George feels threatened so he talks her into getting him to move out.  Unfortunately, the roommate owned all of the furniture so George is stuck with a girl he doesn't like that much and no furniture.  With no other options he suggests a Menage a Trois...but just like Jerry's try, it backfires and her and the roommate have actually talked about it.

Interesting quote: "If it were socially acceptable I would drape myself in velvet." - George

Grade: A- (The game of Risk and George's attempt at bailing out make this one a gem)