The Maestro (Ep. 703)

George tries to help a Security Guard who works in Susan's uncle's store because he looks tired.  He gets him a chair to sit on, but then he falls asleep while the place gets robbed.  Elaine dates Bob Cobb, a Maestro, who prefers to be called Maestro instead of his actual name.  Kramer sues a coffee company when he burned himself with their too hot coffee.  He hires Jackie Chiles and they are going to get a huge settlement until Kramer settles for free coffee from any location in the world instead.  Jerry and Kramer take a trip to Tuscany so that Jerry can prove to The Maestro that there actually is a place to rent in Tuscany.

Interesting fact: It's the first appearance of Jackie Chiles who is modeled after the famous Johnnie Cochran.

Interesting quote: "It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!" - Jackie Chiles

Grade: C