The Little Jerry (Ep. 811)

Kramer, fed up with subpar eggs, decides to buy a chicken and get his own eggs.  Much to his surprise his chicken, Little Jerry Seinfeld, is really a rooster.  Jerry bounced a check at the bodega and can't get it taken down before his parents find out.  Elaine dates a man who shaves his head, but once she finds out he used to have thick hair she asks him to grow it back.  He does, but realizes he's going bald.

George using the foundation gets to go a women's penetentiary.  While there he meets a woman and asks her out on a date.  They begin dating and all is well until she is up for parole and he's afraid he's going to have to have a normal relationship.  In order to get Jerry's check taken down at the bodega, Kramer offers to let Little Jerry participate in cockfighting.

Interesting quote: "These are not 'scraps.'  These are historic remains of a once great society of hair." -George on his little bit of hair

Grade: B+ (Kramer's surprise on having a rooster instead of a hen)