The Library (Ep. 304)

Jerry is being investigated by the library detective because of a book, Tropic of Cancer, that he supposedly didn't return in 1971. They go down to the library to sort things out and George thinks a bum on the library steps is his and Jerry's old gym teacher from 8th grade. Mr. Heyman, the gym teacher used to call George "Can't Stand Ya" instead of Costanza and he also gave him a wedgie, prompting George to tattle on him and get him fired. Kramer also gets involved with the Marion, the librarian. Jerry eventually remembers that he gave the book to George right before he got his famous wedgie from Mr. Heyman and that Heyman must have gotten the book. George goes to confront the bum on the library steps to see if it's Mr. Heyman,and he ends up getting a wedgie from him...an atomic one.

Interesting fact: This is the first episode to feature Jerry's bike hanging on the wall in his apartment.

Interesting quote:
"Boys are sick." - Elaine
"What do girls do?" - Jerry
"We just tease someone until they develop an eating disorder." - Elaine

Grade: B+ (Very good episode...Can't Stand Ya!)