August 10, 2008

The Nose Job (Ep. 309)

George is dating a girl who is perfect except for the fact that she has a big nose. He doesn't want to tell her because he knows that is the only thing keeping her from being with someone better. Finally, Kramer being Kramer just flat out tells her, "you just as pretty as any other girl, you just need a nose job." This gets her thinking and pretty soon she decides to get a nose job. George has mixed reactions for obvious reasons, but is overall excited. The big day comes for her to remove the bandages and it's bad. The doctor has messed everything up and her nose has caved in. This is too much for George to handle and he breaks up with her.

Jerry meets a girl on an elevator using a random pick-up line, but now can't stand her but can't end it because he loves the sex. After so long though, his brain and his penis have a battle and his brain wins...he breaks up with her.

Kramer is still stuck on getting this jacket back from his mom's ex-boyfriend. He gets Elaine to pretend to be the guy's daughter and she goes to get the jacket from his apartment. He gets the jacket back and he ends up with George's ex-girlfriend when it's all said and done.

Interesting facts: We first learn Kramer's mom's name...Babs.

Interesting quote: "You know, I'm responsible for the crop circles in England." - Jerry's pick up line

Grade: B- (Kind of funny in spots)

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