The Pick (Ep. 413)

Jerry is dating the supermodel, Tia, that he met on the airplane and things are going well until Kramer comes into the apartment and smells her perfume that she's modeling for Calvin Klein. It's a scent called "The Ocean." This upsets Kramer since he pitched an idea for a cologne called "The Beach" and was laughed out of the building. Also, Tia catches Jerry scratching his nose, but thinks that he was picking it.

Elaine gets an idea to take a picture and put it on her Christmas cards she's sending out. Kramer offers to take the picture and put together the cards for her. The cards get sent out and Jerry notices something unusual about the picture...Elaine's nipple is showing. She's mortified and upset because everyone she knows, including her "religious" boyfriend Fred, received one. The people in the office start calling her Nip and Fred breaks up with her.

George starts regreting breaking up with Susan and is depressed over it. He goes to see a shrink, but can't even talk to her because his zipper is stuck on his jacket and it's frustrating him. He ends up, even though everyone told him not to, getting back with her. He immediately regrets his decision and looks for a way out. He decides to pick his nose in front of her to gross her out.

Jerry and Kramer go down to Calvin Klein, Jerry to approach Tia and Kramer to talk to Calvin Klein himself. Kramer ends up catching the eye of CK and asks him to be an underwear model. Tia won't talk to Jerry and swears that she knows what she saw. As the show ends, Kramer shows his new underwear ad for CK and the group thinks Kramer might have made a slip of his own in the picture.

Interesting quote: "When she came out of the bathroom, I was in up to my wrist." - George, on picking his nose

Grade: A- (Elaine rubbing George's face in her breast when he asked why he didn't get a Christmas card was priceless!)