The Fusilli Jerry (Ep. 621)

Elaine is dating doofus mechanic David Putty, and he's getting Jerry a deal on his car repair.  Jerry happens to tell him about a sexual move and Putty uses it on Elaine.  She immediately tells Jerry and he asks Putty to stop using it within the city limits, Putty says he won't and that he won't work on Jerry's car anymore either.  Later he eventually agrees to let him use the move so that he can get a fair deal on the repairs.  George tries the move but ruins it and later writes the directions to the move on his hand to remember them.

Kramer has a mix up a the DMV and gets vanity tags that say ASSMAN.  He has to pick up Estelle Costanza from the doctors office after her eye surgery and accidently makes her think he's putting the moves on her.  She tells Frank and he gets into a fight with Kramer and inadvertantly falls on a statue of Jerry made by Kramer out of fusilli pasta.  This causes him to have to go to the proctologist where Kramer finds the owner of the liscence plate.

Interesting quote: "I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!" - Kramer

Grade: A- (One of the more bizarre episodes and those are usually the best)