The Wink (Ep. 704)

Jerry is on a new health food diet and while eating a grapefruit, squirts George in the eye with some pulp.  This causes George to constantly wink, making several people think he's winking at them.  This causes Kramer to think that he agrees to sell a birthday card for George Steinbrenner that has been signed by the entire organization.  To get it back he promises a kid that Paul O'Neill will hit two homeruns for him.  Elaine dates the wake-up service guy who she has never seen, but he's got dogs and Elaine has issues with dogs.  Jerry's health food kick offends Elaine's cousin who he's dating.

Interesting quote:

"You know, we slept head-to-toe so there was no funny business" - Elaine

"Yeah, but your genitals are still lined up." - Jerry

Grade: B