The Sniffing Accountant (Ep. 504)

Jerry starts getting worried that his accountant is into drugs because he continually sniffs while around him, but doesn't have a cold. Elaine is dating a guy who hit on her by feeling the material of her dress. George is still looking for a job and his dad books him an interview to be a bra salesman.

Jerry, Kramer, and Newman set out to discover if Barry, the accountant, really is doing drugs. They come to the conclusion that he is and write a letter to him asking for their money back. As Newman goes to mail the letter, they discover that he was probably sniffing because of a sweater that Jerry was wearing and then gave to Kramer and he was wearing. Fortunately, Newman gets attacked and drops the letter, not mailing it off. Later, they find out that Barry is filing for Chapter 11 and that if they would have sent the letter off they would have gotten their money back.

Elaine later breaks up with her boyfriend, Jake, because he didn't put an exclaimation point at the end of a message about her friend having her baby. George nails the interview for the job, but then feels the material of a woman waiting for the elevator. She is very turned off by this and unfortunately she's the owner's daughter and George gets fired before he starts.

Interesting quote: "You know about the different cup sizes? You got the A, the B, the C, and the D. That's the biggest." - Frank Costanza

Grade: C- (Not really one of the best efforts)